Tristan Bates Theatre


Kali Theatre Company present Bitched by Sharon Raizada

Wed 25 October - Sat 11 November 
Standard Tickets: £14 / £10 Concs.

Sleepless and sexless. Seductions and success. Can Ali and Rob survive it all?

Ali is a new mum, loving wife and successful stylist. Two years after the birth of her son, things aren’t going to plan. She is stuck in a shabby local salon trying to make ends meet. Husband Rob is so intent on making it as an artist, he hardly notices. Their luck changes when glamorous Shoreditch gallery owners Suzanne and Nirjay decide to launch Rob’s career. But what are they really after?

A biting take on parenting, sex and power.


“Inspired by my own shock at becoming a mum, I want to look at the desires and tribulations of modern women through the polar opposites of Ali and Suzanne.  BITCHED takes a witty, unflinching look at our lives as we try to negotiate the stresses of 21st century work, sex and kids – asking is it an impossible task?  Or does something have to give?  In the world of Trump and May, can a woman really have it all?” - Sharon Raizada

There will be a signed performance on Wednesday 1 November  



Rob Darren Douglas
Suzanne Viss Elliot Safavi 
Ali Shireen Farkhoy
Nirjay Robert Mountford



Director Juliet Knight
Associate Director Sita Thomas 
Designer Naomi Kuyck-Cohen
Lighting Designer Jai Morjaria
Sound Designer Rebecca Smith



'The quality you’d expect from a West End venue' - on Kali’s Speed at Tristan Bates Theatre